Next day, I drove sheepishly through the village expecting to see a neighbour scratching his head by a newly-sawn stump of his much prized spruce. But no victim was ever found. I miss those days in a way, but we do have the hole in the ceiling and our Mountain Man Christmas decoration to remind us.
Thursday, 20 December 2012
A Tale of Two Sapins
Mountain Man was really called Pierre, but we called him Mountain Man because, well, he looked like he lived up a mountain, possibly in a cave. In the early days, MM would often pop by our house whenever he felt that our beer fridge needed emptying or our Ricard bottle was just too full and through clouds of Gitane scented smoke would regale us with his tales of 'derring do'. One night, just before Christmas, he joined us for a bit of a party. He arrived, already somewhat the worse for wear and seemed to take exception to what I took to be a prefectly sized Christmas tree which sat twinkiling prettily in the corner of the room. ' Ca...' MM waved his finger in the general direction of my tree as he strived to stay upright, '....ca, c'est pas un sapin de Noel' A short time later he was seen roaring off in his battered peugeot. The evening and the alcohol wore on and I started to think that maybe he'd slunk off home to sleep things off, but soon we heard a screech of brakes outside, followed by the whine of a chainsaw and then the door burst open and in staggered MM partially concealed beneath the fronds of an almighty Christmas tree. The beast was somehow shoved in through the door and my tree was unceremoniously cast to one side as he attempted to install it. Saws, nails and drills were produced and he fashioned a makeshift stand and then it was hauled, albeit at a slightly alarming angle, into place. Clearly a 'glass half full' kind of chap, MM saw no disadvantage to the tree being about a foot taller than the ceiling and cunningly screwed right through the top branch into my newly decorated ceiling beams to hold the thing in place. "Ca!, ca, c'est un vrai sapin de Noel" he leered. And I had to concur - it was a magnificent tree and the fact that we could no longer use a significant part of our sitting room was of no consequence.
Friday, 23 November 2012
Upcycling....and Cruelty to Knitwear.
It's inspired by a recent visit from 'Country Living' magazine who (I will casually mention) are going to be featuring Woodsman's cabin in an upcoming edition. I was browsing their website in preparation for their visit and that's where I saw the idea.....
Every winter, we get a nice cosy jumper each, and every year I end up shrinking them in the wash. Some last longer than others, but this is merely a stay of execution - I know that sooner or later, their fate will be the same. I'm not sure why this keeps happening - one reason is that I really hate hand washing. My Mum used to do my hand washing. I never asked her to, she would just cast a weary eye over the pile festering away on my washing machine, break out the Woolite and then hey presto! it would be done and out, swinging on the line in the sunshine. Sadly, my Mum passed away about 10 years ago, so, as you can imagine, I now have quite a backlog. They hang around and hang around until finally, one day I crack and shove them all in the machine. Another reason is the machine itself. Although it purports to be German, it refuses to conform to any national stereotype and will randomly throw in a boil wash or a manic spin cycle when I least expect it. So one way or another - I've got a pile of ruined jumpers, suitable only for Lilipution jockeys and so that's why I was delighted to find I could 'upcycle' them.
I hesitate for quite a while before applying the scissors - it seems wrong somehow. Steeling myself, I take one last squeeze and hug of the old friends and then dive in.
A short time later I have acquired a (slightly utilitarian looking - would look good in any bomb shelter) hot water bottle cover (I had to turn this one inside out as it had also been a victim of paint crime) and a splendid cushion. This is great, I can't wait for the next boilwash now.
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
Hierarchy.
Now that Skip the Dog has come along to mess everything up, Pops the Cat has had to revise her thoughts re: the hierachy in her household...Cat,
Bob,
Me,
Dog.
Bob thinks:
Bob,
Cat,
Me, (phew, just scraped in there!)
Dog
I think:
Bob and I are equals (but some are more equal than others) Cat & Dog.
Dog thinks: Hierwarky? Wot's a heirwarky?? I dunno! Why can't we all just love each other?
Wednesday, 17 October 2012
Cabin Chic - How one girl kicked the Ikea habit.
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| Woodsman's cabin |
A while back, a cabinaute staying at Woodsman's cabin commented that our bright red bedspread was the same Ikea model as she had at home. She'd just been to visit a friend in Australia who owned the same Ikea lamp as her. We both decided right there and then that this global decorating thing should stop and that we'd never darken their stylish Swedish doors again. I have to admit that I have lapsed on a couple of occasions since then, but I'm determined to put it behind me and search for more original alternatives.
Our cabins' decor is inspired somewhat by my childhood fascination with the likes of Heidi and Little House on the Prairie on TV. On one hand I was repelled by the cutesy, cloying sweetness, on the other hand I'm a sucker for a lofty bedroom you reach via a steep ladder and/or a hatch. Anyway, I didn't get to watch these programmes much because my big brother would insist on watching Whacky Races or something, (which, secretly, was fine with me). Something must have stuck though, because I find I have a weakness for checks and polka dots when I think I should be buying the cool taupe alternative..... It's a fine line, I know. I sometimes go over the edge! Luckily, we have a rich source of inspiration in the form of the many Brocantes and 'vide greniers' that take place regularly. There're plenty of hidden gems in amongst many items of dubious taste, and I've recently discovered that if I pop into my favourite brocante after lunch, when the Patron appears to have partaken in a few litres of red, he's much more amenable to a good deal. Let the shopping commence....
Friday, 31 August 2012
Cabin Cake
All those free blackberries have been ripening in the hot August sunshine and are ready to be plucked. It's a tricky business. The bestest, biggest, fattest ones are seemingly always just out of reach. You're going to need a crooked stick for hoiking them out and to not mind getting stung, pricked and inky stained fingers (or just wear gloves if you're sensible/wimpish). But it'll be worth the effort...I have been dreaming of blackberry jams and jellies and pear and blackberry pies - but one of my favourite things to make is Cabin Cake:
It's simple to make and so delicious......
CABIN CAKE
2 large or 3 small apples (scrumped if possible)
225g butter at room temperature
280g caster sugar
350g self raising flour
4 eggs
plus a handful of blackberries & some demerara sugar for sprinkling.
Peel and slice the apples, rinse and dry the blackberries.
Place half the cake mix in the tin, spread over half the apple slices and fruit. Top with remaining cake mix, then rest of the apple & fruit. Sprinkle with demerara sugar.
Bake for 30-45 mins or until a sharp knife in the centre comes out clean.This obviously makes a giant cake so bear to share, or you can halve the quantities if you so wish.
This recipe was created by my friend Jo Marshall at http://www.tribalholiday.com/
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
From Wags to Riches? (Part 1)
Generally speaking, I can divide people into two groups, Cat people and Dog People. Dog people will often keep a cat but rarely will cat people keep a dog. We are Cat people. I do like dogs but I don't want one. (Actually, Bob divides people into two other groups, Lift Takers and Stair Walkers.... he is obviously a stair walker, I am secretly a lift taker but will often take the stairs to show willing! That's if it's a low-ish storey building I mean, not 'The Shard', obviously.) Anway, we had a call from our guests down at Fisherman's cabin to say that a puppy had turned up there the previous night, he showed no signs of moving on and was driving them crazy with his whining. He had also destroyed the saddle from one of our hire bikes. I set off to investigate and found the little lad in the lane leading to the cabin - he was limping, had no collar or ID and seemed totally delighted to meet me. I opened the car door and he hopped in as if he'd been waiting for me to collect him. I headed up to the local village and he settled down for a well earned snooze while I asked a few locals if they'd ever seen him or heard of anyone who'd lost a pup. Blanks all round , no one knew him. I met an elderly couple who had an even more elderly dog in their garden (called Cybil, I later learned) and asked if I could borrow a lead and a collar so that I could take him to the vet to see if he was microchipped. This being lunchtime in France though, the vet was closed and so I faced the prospect of returning home with the dog to Cat Person Bob and slightly frosty Pops the cat. I explained my dilemma to the elderly couple and they said they'd happily keep him over lunchtime. They would phone round and see if anyone they knew had heard tale of him. Back home, I explained the whole histoire to Bob and the cat. 'No, No, absolutely not!' they said, 'we can't have a dog here for the following reasons etc; etc;' and I totally agreed with them.
After lunch I collected the pest from the M et Mme. 'Oh! but he's a lovely little dog' they said. Apparently he had slept under the table with his head on Monsieur's feet while they ate. 'Tell us who you are' pleaded Mme, as she tickled his tummy. But they couldn't keep him, what with Cybil being epileptic and so on... At the vets, no microchip was found. He showed me that Dog was limping because his pads were red raw from too much walking (Ping! sound of heart string twanging.) I found myself buying expensive flea and tic treatment. He said I was to contact the Marie about him. But this being Monday in France, the Marie was closed! I called in at the Mayor's house and his daughter phoned the Gendarmes for me - apparently nothing could be done until the next day when the Marie would contact the SPA to see if he'd been reported missing. I called the SPA, but this being Monday in France....you get the picture, it became clear that I was going to have to keep the damn dog overnight, and so I steeled myself for breaking the news to the others....
So what becomes of the poor little orphan pup?- tune in next week to find out!!
After lunch I collected the pest from the M et Mme. 'Oh! but he's a lovely little dog' they said. Apparently he had slept under the table with his head on Monsieur's feet while they ate. 'Tell us who you are' pleaded Mme, as she tickled his tummy. But they couldn't keep him, what with Cybil being epileptic and so on... At the vets, no microchip was found. He showed me that Dog was limping because his pads were red raw from too much walking (Ping! sound of heart string twanging.) I found myself buying expensive flea and tic treatment. He said I was to contact the Marie about him. But this being Monday in France, the Marie was closed! I called in at the Mayor's house and his daughter phoned the Gendarmes for me - apparently nothing could be done until the next day when the Marie would contact the SPA to see if he'd been reported missing. I called the SPA, but this being Monday in France....you get the picture, it became clear that I was going to have to keep the damn dog overnight, and so I steeled myself for breaking the news to the others....
So what becomes of the poor little orphan pup?- tune in next week to find out!!
Monday, 23 July 2012
From Wags to Riches? (Part II)
As told by Pops the Cat..... "So, she turns up with this ugly mug dawg in tow - I'm out mousin' in the field and I hear the kerfuffle and sidle over to see what's afoot. Both of 'em have gone all gooey over this dawg - even my Master who, just hours earlier, had said it would never happen. They don't even really like dawgs. I slink off upstairs - they bring me up some of my Dreamies treats so I know they're trying to get round me - I can't believe they're gonna let 'im stay. She prints off some 'Chien Trouvé' posters with 'is gormless little mug on and I keep my claws crossed that someone'll claim 'im. They call 'im 'Skippy'. Barf. A few days later, he's still here and so I decide it's time to lay down a few ground rules. The first thing I do is, I go and take a sniff and a lick of his food bowl - he just whimpers and lays down flat so then I drink from his water bowl and he doesn't seem to mind that either. Dawgs are weird - stupid. He wants to be friends and comes up close so I give him a well placed cuff across the nose and he backs off, all meek like. I s'pose he's all right in small doses. He'll soon learn I run a fairly tight ship 'round here. And, he keeps the neighbour's cats at bay. So if there is anything good to be said for keeping a dawg - that'll be it.
| Skip the Dog |
Thursday, 21 June 2012
What The Flock?
One day, we got talking to a local farmer who was bemoaning the fact that sheep's skins are practically worthless. No one wanted to buy them from him so he ended up burning them - a sorry waste of a wonderful natural rescource. Bob, whose thoughts at the time were being filtered through the green, green glass of several empty heineken bottles, started thinking that we could do with some nice sheepskin rugs for the shepherd's hut and, undeterred by the unknown complications of the tanning process, arranged to take ownership of the fleeces once these poor beasts had been slaughtered.
Off Bob went to collect his grisly cargo of six sheepskins. On his return, I was alarmed to see that there heads were still attached. Apparently that was fine though, because he also had in mind some kind of sheep skull sculpture! Some internet research had revealed to him the rudimentary basics of tanning and despite the freezing temps outside he set about Step 1, the arduous task of scraping the skin of all visible fat. This proved to be a longer and more laborious job than first imagined. I then discovered that Step 2 was to 'just pop the (stinking, daggy, muddy) thing into the washing machine on a wool cycle' and so, sadly, as you may imagine, an impasse between us was reached.
The skin hung around for a few weeks while other options were explored. I asked in the local pharmacy for some 'Alum' but left empty handed after being given the looks they reserve for would-be terrorists popping in for large quantities of peroxide. Meanwhile the sheepheads were strung up in the woods so that nature could take it's course and remove the skin and stuff. A high jumping/pole-vaulting fox must have carried a couple off, but the rest remained for quite some time - I had to keep reassuring cabin guests that they had not stumbled across some dark satanic ritual.
Its a shame, we never did get around to finishing our sheepskins - bits of them are still floating around in our garden - the birdies take tufts of it home for their nests. Oh, but the skulls have come up nicely and are awaiting glorification!
Off Bob went to collect his grisly cargo of six sheepskins. On his return, I was alarmed to see that there heads were still attached. Apparently that was fine though, because he also had in mind some kind of sheep skull sculpture! Some internet research had revealed to him the rudimentary basics of tanning and despite the freezing temps outside he set about Step 1, the arduous task of scraping the skin of all visible fat. This proved to be a longer and more laborious job than first imagined. I then discovered that Step 2 was to 'just pop the (stinking, daggy, muddy) thing into the washing machine on a wool cycle' and so, sadly, as you may imagine, an impasse between us was reached.
The skin hung around for a few weeks while other options were explored. I asked in the local pharmacy for some 'Alum' but left empty handed after being given the looks they reserve for would-be terrorists popping in for large quantities of peroxide. Meanwhile the sheepheads were strung up in the woods so that nature could take it's course and remove the skin and stuff. A high jumping/pole-vaulting fox must have carried a couple off, but the rest remained for quite some time - I had to keep reassuring cabin guests that they had not stumbled across some dark satanic ritual.
Its a shame, we never did get around to finishing our sheepskins - bits of them are still floating around in our garden - the birdies take tufts of it home for their nests. Oh, but the skulls have come up nicely and are awaiting glorification!
Saturday, 28 April 2012
Greener Than Green
Friday, 30 March 2012
Spring Is The New Summer.
So, it's all systems go here - Spring has sprung and there's grass to be mown and brambles tackled before they take over. Still time to sit and admire a primrose or two though..... But wait, is that my bike I see glaring at me, having been ignored all Winter? Oh Lordy, it's going to be so hard getting back into the saddle after months of sloth, so here's a reminder to my complaining thighs and lungs as to why we must love our bicycle!
Friday, 24 February 2012
Thawsome!
| No Fishing, No Human Pucks |
Great weather for spotting wildlife though, lots of hungry little birds deciding to take the risk and come a bit closer than normal to us, maybe preferring our company to a hen harrier (I think it was..) and a splendid fox with a great bushy tail who we spotted slinking about in the forest. We saw plenty of deer, and their tracks in the snow were everywhere, right up to the door of the cabin. Now, the ice is finally melting and cracking, splintering noises can be heard echoing eerily across the lake. It feels, almost, like Spring is on it's way, Yay!
| Snowy Deer (Use yer bino's - it's there somewhere!) |
Thursday, 2 February 2012
Timelapse Leafwatch 2011
So anyway, that turbine I mentioned in my last post turned out to be complete rubbish and had to be replaced with yet another one - which is working great!
Just when I thought we'd got away with a mild Winter this time around and the buds were getting ready to burst with a portent of Spring, Winter has stomped back in with his big snowy boots on, accompanied by a blast of arctic winds and icy temperatures. However, this has presented us with an opportunity/excuse to stay indoors a lot and sort out our pics and work on some new ideas.
A few months ago we set up our timelapse camera to record a view of the lake as the Autumn leaves changed, and below you can see the results. We had over 800 pics to choose from and it's been interesting (for us, anyway!) to see the leaves and raindrops come and go on the lake, the amazing diversity of skies and watching the little branch in the foreground losing its leaves. Some shots captured the beautiful misty mornings and even reflections of vapour trails in the skies above. Others recorded some stunning sunsets. I'm in the process of choosing my favourites and will post them soon....
Just when I thought we'd got away with a mild Winter this time around and the buds were getting ready to burst with a portent of Spring, Winter has stomped back in with his big snowy boots on, accompanied by a blast of arctic winds and icy temperatures. However, this has presented us with an opportunity/excuse to stay indoors a lot and sort out our pics and work on some new ideas.
A few months ago we set up our timelapse camera to record a view of the lake as the Autumn leaves changed, and below you can see the results. We had over 800 pics to choose from and it's been interesting (for us, anyway!) to see the leaves and raindrops come and go on the lake, the amazing diversity of skies and watching the little branch in the foreground losing its leaves. Some shots captured the beautiful misty mornings and even reflections of vapour trails in the skies above. Others recorded some stunning sunsets. I'm in the process of choosing my favourites and will post them soon....
Monday, 5 December 2011
A Victorian Gentleman's Turbine
One of the jobs on Bob's spectacularly long 'to do' list has been to upgrade our water turbine at Fisherman's cabin. It's shortcoming was, that to turn it on and off, you had to sort of absail down the 12ft bank, avoid the alarmingly large hornets who chose this spot for their ill-placed nest, hack through tangly brambles and undergrowth and then wade into the stream in order to adjust the valve. Going to 'adjust the turbine valve' became to us a major undertaking, like 'finding the longitude' or the source of the Nile. Bob's long held dream has been to have an open/closing valve operated by a switch in the cabin and this he as now fullfilled. He fitted a 'rack and pinion' device which is powered by a 12v motor, which pushes an arm to open and close the valve. ( I type these words with only the sketchiest of knowledge of how it actually works). He cannibalised these parts from a defunct running machine which was purchased on Ebay for £5. He has also redesigned the blades and built a new housing - this last, for reasons best known to him, is in the form of a Victorian gentleman's 'davenport' and would not look out of place being carried up river by a bearer on Dr Livingstone's own search for the source of the Nile. And here's our own Victoria Falls. Not.
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Housecoat
For some time now, I have been hankering after a 'housecoat'. All my neighbours have one, or at least, the female ones do.
These items are 'de rigueur' in Piégut and the surrounding area. Practical and stylish, I'll be equally at home wearing it whilst I tour round my local supermarket (when teamed with tarten slippers) as cleaning the composting loo.
But where would I go to find such an item in today's world? Why, Piègut market, of course!!So, to market then. Every Wednesday morning people flood in from the surrounding countryside. There's wonderful local produce on show - I do a quick body swerve though, to avoid this cheesemonger....and his accomplice.
He's not a 'voleur' as such, although I'll admit he does look slightly shifty in this photo, he offers you a sample of his cheese - you take it and yes, it's delicious, so you agree to buy some and then he cuts off a giant slice from his enormous wheel and then gets all arsy if you ask him to cut it in half. I've seen many a bewildered customer who has just paid €30 euros for a piece of cheese. You have to like cheese a lot to spend that much.
On past the freshest fruit and veg displays, past wondrous olives and onions, salamis and sellers of knives, plastic tablecloths (don't distract me now), soap, pottery and jewellry. I don't stop at the hat stall and try on a beret - because the stallholder has seen 'Frank Spencer' impersonations a million times and will tell me to put that hat down. On past jams and jerusalem artichokes, past unusually large pants and those undergarments that ladies wore before Lycra was invented. Ah, here's a good selection....
But now I can't decide whether to go for the shorter button through style in drip-dry nylon - or the cotton crossover with a Liberty-ish print! Oh well, maybe I'll leave it for now and go and get a coffee and a big cake instead.
Get the look!
Piégut market takes place every Wednesday morning and is 5/6ish km from either cabin.
Saturday, 15 October 2011
An Inspector Calls...
In the Dordogne there are apparently more than 8800 lakes and the Department have now decided they need to do a census in order that they can be 'regularised'. This week we received notification that it was our little lake's turn to be inspected and the Inspector duly arrived, complete with clipboard and a sidekick. Firstly, we answered a series of quickfire questions about what we used the lake for, where the overflow pipe was and if there were any buildings and/or people below that might be swamped should the dam give way. Then the sidekick measured the dam with one of those measuring wheels on a stick, which must have been languishing in some school caretaker's cupboard for years and was in serious need of a drop of oil. He squeaked his way across before confirming that the length of the dam was 50metres, which was corroborated by the Inspector's swanky up-to-the-minute satelite image of same. After that, we had a bit of a chat about mushroom availability and le Rugby before they pootled off to their next appointment, Lake no. 8799 or thereabouts. Nice work if you can get it!
Fancy doing your own inspection of the lake at Woodsman's cabin? It's so lovely here in the early Autumn Splendour.
Saturday, 1 October 2011
It had to happen one day....
It had to happen one day. Fisherman's cabin has received a bad review....
Dear Di & Bob, Well, what can I say except never again!
To be frank, the amount if wildlife crawling around the place is terrifying. One could hardly move without being growled at by a frog or set upon by gangs of lizards. Listening to the horrific squawks and gurgles of these hideous creatures meant that I hardly got a wink of sleep (and I know Miriam didn't as she bravely volunteered to stay up night after night armed only with a bread knife and keep watch in case anything tried to break in.) I've made a list of some of the 'things' that we spotted circling the cabin. You might want to look out for:
Day five was a real downer. I sent Miriam out on the raft to try and catch a fish so that we could at least eat. Imagine my surprise and displeasure when she was pulled from the raft by a six foot pike! I watched closely for an hour but she failed to surface so I can only assume the worst. I painfully realised that her chores would have to be taken over by yours truly (unless bloody Mother Nature decides to put in an appearance and starts pulling her weight!)
Anyway, am too cold and miserable to write anymore....I have decided to try to make it to the main road on foot in the hope of finding help. Not sure I'll make it as the track is rather long and my back's playing up again...All I can say is thanks Di & Bob, thanks a lot
The pen then just trails off the page. Oh well, you can't win 'em all!
For more extracts from our Visitors' Book click here
Miriam and I were promised a get-away haven with everything we might need but spending several hours hunting about the place I still haven't found a TV, Hi-fi, Wi-fi, dishwasher or even a microwave for heaven's sake! (so that was a waste of £100's worth of pre-packaged 'Taste the Difference' meals) It didn't dawn on me until I was shivering under a blanket that the central heating was never going to come on because there was none and that Miriam and I were going to be reduced to chopping our own wood (well, Miriam was going to be reduced, to be precise, as I have minor back complaints...)
We were also promised that we would be close to 'Mother Nature' who I assumed was some sort of home help who would take care of cleaning, microwaving of meals etc; but needless to say she never materialised and Miriam has had to do everything herself.To be frank, the amount if wildlife crawling around the place is terrifying. One could hardly move without being growled at by a frog or set upon by gangs of lizards. Listening to the horrific squawks and gurgles of these hideous creatures meant that I hardly got a wink of sleep (and I know Miriam didn't as she bravely volunteered to stay up night after night armed only with a bread knife and keep watch in case anything tried to break in.) I've made a list of some of the 'things' that we spotted circling the cabin. You might want to look out for:
Anyway, am too cold and miserable to write anymore....I have decided to try to make it to the main road on foot in the hope of finding help. Not sure I'll make it as the track is rather long and my back's playing up again...All I can say is thanks Di & Bob, thanks a lot
The pen then just trails off the page. Oh well, you can't win 'em all!
For more extracts from our Visitors' Book click here
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Chop 'til we Drop
I am in denial. It's still so wonderfully warm I can't quite believe it's time to bring in the firewood for the coming Winter. But all the signs are there... for weeks now our neighbours have been trundling around with trailers full of logs and all over the area you can hear the distant thunk of logs being split and stacked, and in the misty, early mornings you can definitely sense a hint of cooler things to come. With four hungry woodburners to feed (one at each cabin and two at home) it's going to be hard work. Last year, we left things a bit late and as soon as Bob had sharpened his axe, so to speak, it started raining. As a consequence our store was not as full as I'd hoped and come Spring the stack had dwindled to the last few sticks and I had started to nervously eye up chair legs and family heirlooms with a view to their potential BTU rating. This year, we were determined to be ahead of the game and have already chopped, split and stacked some substantial piles in the woods for the cabins. They say 'A man who chops his own firewood warms himself twice' and that is certainly true - it's thirsty work but oh so satisfying to see the stack building up. And stacking wood is an art in itself. The local people's woodpiles usually appear regimentally straight, neat and secure - it's obviously something the French are taught to do from an early age. Ours are a slightly more freestyle affair, with an element of danger built in.
They are home to lots of wildlife too. We disturb numerous lizards, mice and bejewelled beetles as we work our way through the pile, and recently uncovered a grumpy little grass snake, who slithered away discontentedly, as we lifted the last log. We've left some piles for the stag beetles so I'm sure he could go and live there. Maybe he'd been feasting on stag beetles! Who knows? Anway, we've now got a big, wobbly woodpile to see us through and I'm even, somewhat foolishly, looking forward to lighting the fire!
| Well stacked? I don't think so! |
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Ode to Woodsman's Cabin
Oh, little cabin in a wood,
A fine, upstanding force for GOOD,
What draws me back, what makes me stay,
To while day after day, away?
I love your sturdy oakiness,
Your unasham'ed folkiness,
Off beat, off grid but that's all right,
I love the night, by candlelight....
And though you're not considered 'plush'
(a compost loo that has no flush),
Simplicity, is good for me,
I can't think where I'd rather be.
Disclaimer: Your cabin correspondant is not and has never been a poet and any similarity to any poet alive or dead is entirely coincidental and unintentional.
A fine, upstanding force for GOOD,
What draws me back, what makes me stay,
To while day after day, away?
I love your sturdy oakiness,
Your unasham'ed folkiness,
Off beat, off grid but that's all right,
I love the night, by candlelight....
And though you're not considered 'plush'
(a compost loo that has no flush),
Simplicity, is good for me,
I can't think where I'd rather be.
Disclaimer: Your cabin correspondant is not and has never been a poet and any similarity to any poet alive or dead is entirely coincidental and unintentional.
Friday, 19 August 2011
Depths of Ignorance
Our guests staying at Fisherman's cabin have often asked us how deep the lake is, and the answer, until recently, was that we had no clue. So one misty morning, Bob decided it was time to do a depth sounding. For this we were going to need high tech kit such as rope and a weight. First, we had to go and buy the rope because, despite being regular purchasers of this item, we never, ever seem to have any. It just seems to vanish into a void along with socks and teaspoons. Bob thought 12 metres ought to be enough, and we tied knots at one metre intervals and then attached a hefty weight. We were then ready to commence the survey.
Bob was obviously skippering the raft and it was my job to call out the readings. I had a scrappy piece of graph paper on which to record them in case things got complicated and we set of on our voyage of discovery. First reading, 10 metres out was 2 metres. Next reading 20 metres out was 3 metres.
Bob: "Ah ha!, it's getting deeper"
Next reading: 3 metres,
Next reading: 3 metres,
Me: "It's still reading 3 metres, Sir"
And so on and so forth until we reached the far shore and it went back to 2 metres. So no great abyss then. It was hardly the Mariana Trench. We sheepishly disembarked with our 12 metres of knotted rope (which hung around for a while on account of having knots in it but has since disappeared) and now, at least, we know!
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Bob was obviously skippering the raft and it was my job to call out the readings. I had a scrappy piece of graph paper on which to record them in case things got complicated and we set of on our voyage of discovery. First reading, 10 metres out was 2 metres. Next reading 20 metres out was 3 metres.
Bob: "Ah ha!, it's getting deeper"
Next reading: 3 metres,
Next reading: 3 metres,
Me: "It's still reading 3 metres, Sir"
And so on and so forth until we reached the far shore and it went back to 2 metres. So no great abyss then. It was hardly the Mariana Trench. We sheepishly disembarked with our 12 metres of knotted rope (which hung around for a while on account of having knots in it but has since disappeared) and now, at least, we know!
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Sunday, 7 August 2011
New Toy
There was great excitement this week as we installed our new trail camera. It's called the 'Ltl acorn' and the idea is that we can set it up in the hide or in the woods and see what wildlife comes our way. Bob installed it a few days ago down by the wallow deep in the woods near Woodsman's cabin. Next day, he set off bright and early to retreive the camera and then we excitedly viewed the footage. Unfortunately, it's installation has coincided with a fungi frenzy!, the recent drought followed by warm rain seems to have produced a bumper crop of mushrooms, so the first 78 (or so) images were not of deer and boar as we'd hoped, but old men and women wandering through with baskets and sticks. Then, better, but not exactly wild - a lesser spotted Spaniel style dog mucking around, and at last we got a couple of nice snaps of a little deer...
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